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Well, this is the last time I hire an assistant on Craigslist!
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blog shows story music photos video contact store

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Announcing our ONLY tour of 2012 this spring…with 25% more April Smith!

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Download “Colors” FREE for tweeting about our Tour!
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She told me she had experience and I needed help getting ready for the tour. But clearly, she’s a slacker. She told me she could type 120 WPM! And I’m pretty sure she puts Bailey’s in her coffee. The very nerve!

2 Responses to “Well, this is the last time I hire an assistant on Craigslist!”

  1. Doug Says:

    Happy (belated) Birthday!

  2. Brooke Says:

    I laughed so hard at this. She reminds me of someone I know. Sorry you’re out of an assistant though.

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